beginning to write about accidents
you see there is no end to the mess
some people can wander into.
in 1842 a german visitor to manchester
noted so many people in the streets
minus limbs he thought the army must
be at war someplace
but they were factory accidents
then there were sleep debt accidents
where people had nodded off
under the wheels of a big Mac
& there were reversing truck accidents & lawnmower
accidents & wine biscuit accidents where
someone’d thrown a biscuit at the temple of
someone else & they dropped dead of it
in a pokey kitchen
& there were amusement ride accident reports
& alpine accidents where there was a whole blog
about a surgeon ~
i was a surgeon in the infirmary for alpine troubles
& there were wal-mart accidents & winn dixie accidents
& what to do after a michigan car accident
& there were prevention accidents and stop taking chances
accidents in 5 simple steps & power mower accidents
where the blades can be tragic to a young one’s limb in
& there were 7 secrets to avoiding car accidents.
check for cars twice over
behind you – look.
watch for cars rushing
get the habit of looking left
when switching lanes on a highway always turn your head
spot the car pulling the trailer first
be very careful when you are close to trucks – they don’t have eyes
kids have a bad habit of popping out from between cars
& there were car accident photos ~
my name is jon d & this is my 84 cadillac eldorado after it
burnt up thanks for your great site. i’m from pennsylvania.
& what you really wanted to know
were how many had lived & how many were
buried as dumb accidents.