Feminist: A Found Poem
I voted for Chaz I’m such a geek I bet I’ll vote every week.
I was disappointed by the Flair guy. Isn’t the whole point of his act
that you get a drink at the end of it?
How can that happen when you set everything on fire? That weird guy with the red flag sucked. Fiddles are boring.
I missed the Opera singer because I was distracted
by the Tourette’s kid but I hope an Opera singer doesn’t win.
I was totally going to vote for the carnie kid
with the hula hoops – what are you gonna buy with the hundred grand a purple house – so cute
but in the end she lost my vote to Chaz mainly
because her name is Americus and I think that’s the worst name you could give a child after Shitface.
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