Investments and Memories—a Postscript

It turns out that the Beast made some rather shrewd investments. We are somewhat surprised, but put it down to his decent upbringing and good education. As his friends and advisers, we feel it proper that we, in the absence of a will, take full responsibility for the Beast’s financial interests. Indeed, he has almost single-handedly revitalised the meat industry. ‘Bravo for the Beast,’ we call, ‘one and a half for the Beast. Hip—Hurray; Hip’ We solemnly raise our glasses.