Title: Kali’s Kitchen

Author: Johanna Knox

In: Sport 13 Spring 1994

Publication details: Fergus Barrowman, October 1994

Part of: Sport

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Sport 13 Spring 1994

Aphrodite’s Favourite Sausage

page 102

Aphrodite’s Favourite Sausage

Aphrodite, Goddess of love and pleasure, was born from sea-foam that oozed from the castrated genitals of Uranus, the Sky Father. This deliciously decadent recipe celebrates her birth.

  • 500g chicken meat

  • 100g pork fat or green bacon fat

  • 1 teaspoon salt

  • 1 teaspoon pepper

  • 1 beaten egg

  • 2 tablespoons breadcrumbs

  • Natural sausage casings (Pig’s or sheep’s intestines, which can be obtained very cheaply from most butchers who make their own sausages)

  • Butter

  • Milk

  • Flour

  • Onion

  • Trim the chicken meat, removing any skin and bone.

  • Remove any rind from the pork fat.

  • Mince or process the chicken meat and pork fat together.

  • Mix in the beaten egg and breadcrumbs.

  • Add the chopped tarragon, salt, and pepper, and mix well.

  • Soak the casings in a bowl of water for 30 minutes. It will also help to put the end of each casing over the tap and run water through it before putting the sausage meat in. (The casings can be as long as thirty feet, and it is quite entertaining to see the water fill the casing bit by bit, blowing it up like a long skinny balloon. Watch it curve over and around itself until you have a quivering, life-like pig’s or sheep’s intestine in you own kitchen sink!)

  • Cut the casings into lengths 30–40cm long.

  • Open the end of the first length and slide it over the thin end of the funnel.

  • Start to push the meat through the funnel with your hands.

  • Make a penis-and-testicles-shaped sausage like this: As the casing fills, page 103 twist it into links to make a chain of two short round sausages then one long sausage. Stretch the link between the long sausage and its neighbouring short round sausage backwards so that the long sausage can be
    placed between the two round sausages. Twist the link between the long and the round sausage around the link between the two round sausages. The long sausage should now be hanging between the two round sausages, and the resulting three-piece sausage should strongly resemble male genitals.

  • Repeat this process with as many lengths of casing as you have enough sausage meat to fill.

  • Fry the sausages in a pan. By opening each casing slightly at the end of the long sausage, you can encourage a knob of meat to ooze out the end to look like the head of a penis.

  • Make a white sauce with the butter, flour and milk, adding salt and grating in a little onion for flavour.

To serve

Serve each sausage on its own plate in a pool of white sauce. The rose was a sacred flower to Aphrodite, so decorate each plate with a single rose at the side. The simple elegance of this dish is sure to impress guests.