Ah, thank goodness!

Word has been brought to the Captain that a female symbol has been sighted, suspended in the mist. Through the ship’s telescope it can be seen that this is one of the finest wonders of the natural world. Breathtakingly beautiful, astonishingly fragile, and yet of a monumental strength that has enabled it to endure for millennia!

Eagerly, the Captain consults his handbook. Yes, this is indeed a listed attraction. It even has a name. It is called ‘The Gateway to Happiness’.

Everybody crowds on board. The mood is one of general exultation. The Captain orders ‘Full steam ahead!’ and the ship glides forward.