Sport 23: Spring 1999
Chris Price — Universal Pictures
Chris Price
Universal Pictures
we but teach
Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return,
To plague the inventor; this even-handed justice
Commends the ingredients of our poison'd chalice
To our own lips.
Macbeth
Once upon a time in Amerika
our soothsayers kept
the criminal mind in a jar
the Viennese school hung out
its shingle in Manhattan
and we spent the century
developing a no-fault policy. Still
we loved the intentional fiend:
Karloff in his twelve-pound boots
and brace and padded suit
scars, big wrists and square head. Special
effects. The studio moguls didn't see their monster
coming, thought Karloff just the stuffing
for a pantomime horse. But we
recognised him. Twelve million
Depression greenbacks made him ours.
Hands deep in the guts of God's universe
Victor Frankenstein stitched up
a fatherless love-child—which then
usurped his name. The monster
branded himself on our hearts.
Since then, events have only deepened
our suspicions. We're dusting off the pitchforks
and burning torches. No earthly cause
for this inflammation
words cannot soothe.
A peasant learning
will not let us sleep.
Grit in the eye,
reasonable tears.