The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 12, Issue 4 (July 1, 1937)
Boys Will Be Boys
Boys Will Be Boys.
A small boy called on the doctor and said: “I've got the measles, doctor, but I can keep it quiet.”
The doctor locked up, puzzled, and asked the boy what he meant.
“Oh!” suggested the boy, “what'll you give me to go to school and scatter it among all the kids.”
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