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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 15, Issue 1 (April 1, 1940)
A Warning
A Warning.
Two big coloured caddies had had some sort of falling out, and warnings of intended violence were exchanged whenever the two passed each other.
“You jest keep on pesterin’ around wid me,” declared one of the lads, “an’ you is gwine to be able to settle a mighty big question for the sciumtific folks!”
“What question dat?” asked the other.
“Kin the dead speak!”
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Colonel: “Were you in the last war?”
Old Tommy: “Well, no, sir. You see, I gives one a miss now an’ agin.”
—Humorist, London.