Doctors Know Best.

Mike, badly injured in an accident, was rushed to a hospital where his wife soon followed. A surgeon went to the ward with her. At the door he saw a sheet was over the patient's body and said to her, “Madam, your husband is dead.”

A voice from under the sheet said, “Naw I'm not.”

The wife replied, “Hush, Mike, the doctor knows best.”

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